All Sorts of Babypants
I’m leaving for Connecticut today to my sister and the rest of the family, but don’t worry, I have made provisions, through YouTube, for you to have some excellent entertainment.
See, while I’m away, Henry and I won’t get to snuggle on the couch, even when it is 104 degrees, and watch this on my phone. Consequently, you should watch it lots of times.
I’ll give you a moneyback guarantee that you will like it even if you are upwards of 40 years old. Or downwards of two.
That is hearsay, since I am not that thing in italics, nor am I downwards of two, or will I ever be again.
The second verse just kills me. I finally realize what was missing from Itsy all along: cake.
You should also watch the other Caspar Babypants videos on his YouTube channel. I just stumbled upon him the other day but really, he is brilliant. I like the one about the little ghost and the baby in Hawaii and the bear who costs $9.99. Please watch the Island Hop. Really really good fun stuff.
That said, the Monkey River video is the stuff nightmares are made of, at least mine, and should probably be avoided.
Church Avenue Chomp 
I guess you didn’t see the Planet of the Apes remake. Don’t.
There are so many geniuses out there doing their interesting and unusual things. I wish I were a genius doing one of those things. But it’s really just as good to sit here on the couch at Mom and Dad’s reading your genius blog and watching the geniuses you’ve found.
🙂